For businesses that refuse to have a boring website
It's a silly name.
But they're seriously good websites.
Seriously good websites, built properly and priced fairly. And you'll see your homepage before you pay a penny.
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01 · The receipts
Real businesses. Real sites.
Zero boring templates.
Every single one is live right now. Go on, have a proper nosy, we'll wait.
Black Barn Valley Retreat
A luxury retreat in New Zealand, a site that sends guests straight to them instead of paying Airbnb's fees.
GUESTS ENQUIRE DIRECT · NO PLATFORM FEES
BLACKBARNVALLEYRETREAT.COM ↗
TreasuryPilot
A fintech tool for business treasury, a sharp, credible site that's drumming up a waitlist ahead of launch.
A WAITLIST BEFORE LAUNCH DAY
TREASURYPILOT.APP ↗
A children's book brand
Frankie & Henry, a whole cartoon world for a children's book series, the kind of site kids and parents don't want to leave. Free colouring pages to print, a theme song to download, and a profile for every character.
A REAL BRAND, NOT JUST A BOOK PAGE
FRANKIEHENRYADVENTURES.COM ↗The next one could be yours.
Homepage first, free, before you decide anything.
02 · The no-brainer bit
See your homepage before you pay a penny.
Your business isn't boring, so neither should your website be.
Tell us about your business and we'll design and build your actual homepage, your name, your words, your colours. Love it? We finish the site. Don't? You walk away, pay nothing, and we part as friends.
Nobody else offers this, because for most agencies it's a week of unpaid work. For us it isn't. That's the whole trick.
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03 · The clever bit
Stupidly simple. Days, not months.
STEP 01
Tell us everything
A proper natter, over video or at your kitchen table. What you do, who it's for, and what the site actually needs to pull off. No jargon, we promise.
STEP 02 · FREE
See your homepage
We design and build your real homepage before you commit. Love it? Carry on. Don't? Walk away, no charge, no hard feelings.
STEP 03
We build the rest
The full site, every page, written and designed properly, with a round of changes to get it just right.
STEP 04
Go live
Your domain, your name, every bit of it owned by you, never held hostage by us.
04 · The bit nobody else is doing
When someone asks AI, you're the answer.
People don't just Google anymore. They ask ChatGPT for a place to stay, Perplexity for a therapist, Gemini for somewhere decent to eat. Nearly half of travellers and shoppers now start with an AI, and most business websites are completely invisible to it, built in a way the machines can't read, so they recommend someone else.
Every Amazeballs site is built to be read by both. Google, and the AI engines answering questions about businesses like yours.
SO AI RECOMMENDS YOU, NOT SOMEONE ELSE
Get my business recommended →best place to stay near Auckland?
who makes websites that show up in AI search?
What that means, in plain English
- ✓Structured data under the bonnet, the machine-readable label that tells AI exactly who you are, where you are, and what you do
- ✓Pages that answer real questions the way people actually ask them, because AI quotes answers, not brochures
- ✓The trust signals AI checks before it recommends anyone, your details consistent everywhere they appear
- ✓Set up on Google Business Profile properly, because that's where AI looks first for local answers
05 · The humans
No agency. No call centre.
We're a two-person team who got fed up watching good businesses get boring, overpriced websites. So we do it the way we'd want it done: proper design, one fair fixed price, and real humans start to finish.
When you message, it's actually one of us who replies, usually within the hour. No ticket numbers, no account managers, no jargon. Just two people who really care that your website isn't boring.
06 · The damage
One price. The whole thing.
No hourly rates, no “it depends”, no invoice surprises at the end. Agencies quote £3,000 to £8,000 for this. We think that's, frankly, bonkers.
Something more bespoke, a bigger project, an online shop or lots of pages? Let's chat, and we'll quote it straight, in writing, before anything starts.
07 · Amazeballs, apparently
Customers say it's amazeballs.
“Guests check our availability and come straight to us now, instead of finding us on Airbnb and paying the fees. Best money we've ever spent.”
08 · Ask us anything
The honest answers.
What does £750 actually include?+
Everything in the list above: the consultation, design and build of up to six pages, help writing the words, domain and email setup, and a round of changes to get it just right. The only ongoing cost is your domain and hosting, typically under £20 a year, paid by you, owned by you.
How can I trust you?+
Fair question, and honestly it's the reason we work the way we do. You don't have to take our word for anything: we design and build your actual homepage first, for free, so you see exactly what you're getting before you pay a penny. Not for you? You walk away and owe us nothing. And when you do go ahead, your domain and site are owned by you from day one, never locked to us, on one fixed price with no surprises.
How long does it take?+
Fast. Your free homepage usually lands within days of our first chat, and the full site follows soon after. The honest caveat: the slowest part of any website is waiting for photos and details from the client, send those promptly and things move very fast indeed.
What do you need from me?+
A bit of your time, any photos you've got (phone snaps are perfect, we'll tell you exactly what to point it at), and honest answers about what you want the site to do. We handle the rest, writing and all.
What if I want changes later?+
If you'll want changes regularly, we can work out a simple ongoing plan with you that suits how often you need them, so your site stays fresh without any surprises.
What's all this about AI search?+
When someone asks ChatGPT or Google's AI for "a good café in Farnham" or "a cottage near the Peak District", the AI recommends businesses whose websites it can actually read and trust. Most can't be. Every site we build includes the structured data, question-answering content and consistent business details that AI engines look for, so you're in the running to be the answer, not just a search result on page three. It's included in the £750. No extra charge, no jargon, it's just how we build.
I already have a website. Can you rescue it?+
Oh, yes please, rescues are some of our favourite jobs. Same price, same process, and we move everything over without your old site ever going dark for a second.
We're not near you. Does that matter?+
Not remotely. One of our sites is for a retreat in New Zealand, which is about as far from our kitchen table as geography allows. Everything works over a video call and WhatsApp.
09 · Say hello
Let's make yours amazeballs.
Tell us what you do, two sentences is plenty. We'll come back with what your homepage could look like, free, no strings.
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